Men Rules

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Postat in Amuzante, Geniale, Invataminte si fabule in data de 26-10-2009

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.

Finally, the guys’ side of the story. ( I must admit, it’s pretty good). We always hear ‘the rules’ From the female side …Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered ’1 ‘ ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides… Let it be.

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50 de reguli pentru barbati

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Postat in Amuzante, Geniale in data de 27-05-2009

Nu stiu cine le-a scris, dar sunt geniale. Autorul/autorii sunt rugati sa se identifice cu pseudonimele :D
Iata 50 de reguli pe care ar trebui sa le cunoasca bine orice barbat:

  1. Nu uita ca berea contine hormoni feminini. Dupa ce bei, iei in greutate, incepi sa vorbesti prea mult si nu mai poti sa conduci.
  2. E mai important sa ai o asigurare buna de sanatate decat o sanatate buna.
  3. Niciodata sa nu privesti o femeie in ochi. Asta o face sa se simta egala cu tine.
  4. Un barbat nu trebuie niciodata sa-si lase un prieten sa bea singur.

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