Postat in Amuzante in data de 28-05-2009
Aceasta scrisoare a fost trimisa de catre Head Office de la Tesco (un lant de hypermarket-uri) catre un client din Oxford:
Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months, all verified by our surveillance cameras:
- June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s trolleys when they weren’t looking.
- July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
- July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
