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	<title>Depemail.ro &#187; banc</title>
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		<title>BANC: De ziua mea, am concediat asistentul</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2012/02/02/banc-de-ziua-mea-am-concediat-asistentul/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:42:32 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Amuzante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asistent]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[la multi ani]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Azi mi-am concediat asistentul (secretarul). De ce am făcut-o? .. Era ziua mea. Împlineam 39 de ani şi, să zicem, nu mă simţeam chiar aşa de bine&#8230; În acea dimineaţă, când m-am trezit, am mers la bucătărie să beau o cafea, aşteptându-mă ca soţul meu să îmi spună: &#8220;La mulţi ani, iubito!&#8221;. Dar nu mi-a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri &#8220;apuse&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/09/13/bancuri-apuse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 15:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Amuzante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comuniste]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[– Nu vă supăraţi, ce se dă aici? - Nu ştiu, domnule, stai să întrebăm. Întrebarea circulă până la primul din rând. - Nu ştiu. Mi s-a făcut rău şi m-am sprijinit de zid. Când mi-am revenit, era deja coadă în spatele meu. - De ce nu pleci atunci? - Păi, acum că sunt primu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: Arab la aeroport</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/08/25/banc-arab-la-aeroport/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/08/25/banc-arab-la-aeroport/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 13:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Amuzante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aeroport]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arab]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[At the airport: - Name? - Abdul AlRazhib. - Sex? - 3 to 5 times a week. - No, no, I mean male or female. - Yes, male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, dog, even sheep. - But isn’t that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: All inclusive</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/07/18/banc-all-inclusive/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/07/18/banc-all-inclusive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2011 12:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Amuzante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[all inclusive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Antonio Banderas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turcia]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ion si Vasile. - Vasile, am fost in Turcia la all inclusive, exceptional: mananci cat vrei, bei cat vrei, cu bar la piscina, lux mare. Da&#8217; sa vezi ce faza patesc: ma duc intr-o dimineata la micul dejun, Maria mea ramane in camera. Cand ma intorc, ia-o pe Maria de unde nu-i. O caut peste [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: Piticul si blonda</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/06/27/banc-piticul-si-blonda/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/06/27/banc-piticul-si-blonda/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blonda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pitic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tramvai]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un pitic era in tramvai, se pregatea sa coboare si in fata lui era o blonda buna, inalta. Cand mai aveau putin pana la statie piticul intreaba: Piticul: &#8211; Nu va suparati, va dati jos? Blonda: -  Da&#8230; Piticul:- Cu ce , ca miroase foarte frumos? ) S-ar putea sa-ti mai placa...BANC: Blonda si moliileBANC: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: Esti concediat</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/06/07/banc-esti-concediat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/06/07/banc-esti-concediat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 12:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Amuzante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[concediat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sclavi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seful catre subordonat: - Petrescu, eşti concediat! Petrescu: - Concediat? Credeam ca sclavii sunt vânduti! S-ar putea sa-ti mai placa...BANC: De ziua mea, am concediat asistentulBancuri &#8220;apuse&#8221;BANC: Arab la aeroportBANC: All inclusiveBANC: Piticul si blonda]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: Din obisnuinta</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/04/19/banc-din-obisnuinta/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/04/19/banc-din-obisnuinta/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 12:07:47 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spital]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Două femei pe patul spitalului: - Tu de ce eşti aici? întreabă una dintre ele. - Din cauza obişnuinţei. - Cum aşa? - Eram în pat cu soţul meu când am auzit un zgomot la uşă. Din obişnuinţă, am strigat: “Fugi! Repede! Vine bărbatul meu!” S-ar putea sa-ti mai placa...BANC: De ziua mea, am concediat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: Angajari la Finante</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/09/30/banc-angajari-la-finante/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/09/30/banc-angajari-la-finante/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 07:48:23 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Amuzante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bugetari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[finante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job interviu]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.depemail.ro/?p=2149</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un tip se duce la Finante pentru un interviu. -Esti alergic la ceva? -Da, la cafeina. -Ati lucrat pentru serviciul public inainte? -Da, am fost in armata. Am fost in Afganistan de doua ori. -Asta va va da un avantaj de 5 puncte la ocuparea acestui post. -Aveti vreun handicap, de orice fel? -Da. O [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: De sezon&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/09/29/banc-de-sezon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/09/29/banc-de-sezon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2010 13:47:56 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Amuzante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porumbel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Primarul Parisului era foarte îngrijorat în privința invaziei de porumbei de pe Champs-Élysées. Nu putea nicidecum să-i alunge din oraș. Întregul Paris era plin de rahat de porumbei. Parizienii nici nu mai puteau călca pe alei, nici să conduci nu mai avea niciun haz. Costa o avere să tot cureți străzile și trotuarele. Într-o zi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Calugarita si surprizele</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/10/banc-calugarita-si-surprizele/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/10/banc-calugarita-si-surprizele/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 07:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[calugarita]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.depemail.ro/?p=2084</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Intr-un taxi se urca o calugarita, eleganta si frumoasa. Soferul, tinerel si frumusel, o priveste pe furis de nenumarate ori. Calugarita il intreaba ce il framinta &#8230; Soferul ofteaza &#8220;-Mi-e rusine sa va spun &#8230;.&#8221; &#8220;-Fiule, nu fi timid &#8230;. Am auzit si vazut de tot felul in viata, nu te teme ca ma poti [...]]]></description>
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		<title>De ce au evreii succes in afaceri</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/05/de-ce-au-evreii-succes-in-afaceri/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/05/de-ce-au-evreii-succes-in-afaceri/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 07:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[afaceri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bill gates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[evrei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[succes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.depemail.ro/?p=2072</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Morris ii spune fiului sau: &#8220;Vreau sa te casatoresti cu o fata pe care o aleg eu.&#8221; Fiul raspunde:&#8221;Imi pare rau, dar imi voi alege singur mireasa.&#8221; Morris:&#8221;Bine, cum vrei, dar ma gandisem la fiica lui Bill Gates.&#8221; Fiul: &#8220;Ok atunci, raspunsul meu este da.&#8221; Morris se duce apoi la Bill Gates si-i spune: &#8220;Am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Discutii in familie</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/05/banc-discutii-in-familie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/05/banc-discutii-in-familie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 07:17:45 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Amuzante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[familie]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.depemail.ro/?p=2131</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Discuţie in familie: - Tată, de câte feluri sunt sânii?, întreabă fiul. - De 3 feluri, copile: sânii de la 20 de ani sunt ca pepenaşii, rotunzi şi frumuşei. Sânii de la 35-40 de ani sunt ca perele, atârna puţin dar încă merg. Iar sânii de la 50 de ani sunt ca cepele. - De [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Betivul si masinile</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/04/banc-betivul-si-masinile/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/04/banc-betivul-si-masinile/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 13:44:05 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[betiv]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girofar]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip, rupt de beat, iese dintr-un bar. Se duce in parcare si incepe sa pipaie masinile pe plafon. Un sofer il vede si-l intreaba: - Ce faci frate, ce cauti ? - Imi caut masina, zise betivul, clatinandu-se pe picioare ! - Pai si de ce le pipai pe plafon, ce nu sunt toate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Sfat de medic</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/12/banc-sfat-de-medic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/12/banc-sfat-de-medic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[doctor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ion si maria]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ion cu Marie se prezinta la spital. Ion este tare bolnav. Intra singur la doctor. Marie il astepta afara. Ion iese cu o prescriptie in mana. Marie: No? Ion: Mi-o dat niste supozitoare si mi-o spus ca se iau pe cale anala&#8230; Marie: Anala? Ce-i aia? Ion: Da, nu stiu tu Marie&#8230; Marie: Pai du-te [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Vanatorul si padurarul</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/07/banc-vanatorul-si-padurarul/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/07/banc-vanatorul-si-padurarul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un vanator, urmarind un mistret ranit, s-a afundat in padure si fara sa-si de-a seama l-a prins noaptea si s-a ratacit. Batea vantul si ningea iar el disperat mergea ca sa se incalzeasca fara sa mai stie unde se afla. Intr-un tarziu vede undeva o lumina si tot mergand catre ea ajunge la un canton [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Dor de casa&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/06/banc-dor-de-casa/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/06/banc-dor-de-casa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 14:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un sofer de tir intra intr-un bordel de pe traseu, pune 500 de dolari pe masa patroanei si spune: - Ai aici 500 de parai, da-mi cea mai grasa si nasoala femeie pe care o ai si trimite-mi in camera si o portie din cea mai arsa, lipita si fara gust mincare de la bucatarie. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Degete si invataminte</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/06/banc-degete-si-invataminte/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/06/banc-degete-si-invataminte/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 09:51:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un bancher evreu isi insoara baiatul. - Simon, fiule, maine zburam la Tel Aviv pentru nunta ta. Imi dau brusc seama ca nu ti-am spus multe lucruri despre viata. De maine vei fi impreuna cu sotia ta, trebuie sa stii unele lucruri. Uite, spre exemplu, cunosti degetele de la mana ? - Sigur, tata, degetul [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dilema perfecta</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/03/30/dilema-perfecta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 07:14:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fost o data un barbat perfect si o femeie perfecta. Ei s-au intilnit si deoarece relatia lor a fost perfecta s-au casatorit. Nunta a fost perfecta. Iar viata lor in doi a fost deasemenea perfecta. Intr-o seara de craciun, in care ningea puternic, aceasta pereche perfecta mergea cu masina pe o sosea plina de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Management pe timp de criza</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/03/18/banc-management-pe-timp-de-criza/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 07:41:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi manageri vorbesc despre criza economica. Unul il intreaba pe celalalt: - Auzi tu iti platesti angajatii? Al doilea spune:  - Nu! Tu ii platesti?  - Nu, nici eu.  - Si vin la munca si ai tai, nu?  - Da vin si ai mei.  - Stii ceva? In cazul asta ar trebui sa le cerem [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: Scrisoare de la maternitate</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/03/17/banc-scrisoare-de-la-maternitate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tinara sotie trimite acasa de la spital telegrama sotului: &#8220;Scumpul meu Petre, alaltaieri s-a nascut ingerasul nostru de baiat. E dulce, dar din pacate eu nu am lapte si am angajat o doica din Grenada. Eu nu sunt de vina, dar se pare ca din cauza, ca ea e neagra, pielea copilului s-a intunecat si [...]]]></description>
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