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	<title>De pe mailuri adunate &#187; banc</title>
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		<title>[BANC] Calugarita si surprizele</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/10/banc-calugarita-si-surprizele/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 07:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-un taxi se urca o calugarita, eleganta si frumoasa. Soferul, tinerel si frumusel, o priveste pe furis de nenumarate ori. Calugarita il intreaba ce il framinta &#8230; Soferul ofteaza &#8220;-Mi-e rusine sa va spun &#8230;.&#8221; &#8220;-Fiule, nu fi timid &#8230;. Am auzit si vazut de tot felul in viata, nu te teme ca ma poti [...]]]></description>
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		<title>De ce au evreii succes in afaceri</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/05/de-ce-au-evreii-succes-in-afaceri/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 07:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Morris ii spune fiului sau: &#8220;Vreau sa te casatoresti cu o fata pe care o aleg eu.&#8221; Fiul raspunde:&#8221;Imi pare rau, dar imi voi alege singur mireasa.&#8221; Morris:&#8221;Bine, cum vrei, dar ma gandisem la fiica lui Bill Gates.&#8221; Fiul: &#8220;Ok atunci, raspunsul meu este da.&#8221; Morris se duce apoi la Bill Gates si-i spune: &#8220;Am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Discutii in familie</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/05/banc-discutii-in-familie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 07:17:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Discuţie in familie: - Tată, de câte feluri sunt sânii?, întreabă fiul. - De 3 feluri, copile: sânii de la 20 de ani sunt ca pepenaşii, rotunzi şi frumuşei. Sânii de la 35-40 de ani sunt ca perele, atârna puţin dar încă merg. Iar sânii de la 50 de ani sunt ca cepele. - De [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Betivul si masinile</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/04/banc-betivul-si-masinile/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 13:44:05 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[girofar]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip, rupt de beat, iese dintr-un bar. Se duce in parcare si incepe sa pipaie masinile pe plafon. Un sofer il vede si-l intreaba: - Ce faci frate, ce cauti ? - Imi caut masina, zise betivul, clatinandu-se pe picioare ! - Pai si de ce le pipai pe plafon, ce nu sunt toate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Sfat de medic</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/12/banc-sfat-de-medic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[ion si maria]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ion cu Marie se prezinta la spital. Ion este tare bolnav. Intra singur la doctor. Marie il astepta afara. Ion iese cu o prescriptie in mana. Marie: No? Ion: Mi-o dat niste supozitoare si mi-o spus ca se iau pe cale anala&#8230; Marie: Anala? Ce-i aia? Ion: Da, nu stiu tu Marie&#8230; Marie: Pai du-te [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Vanatorul si padurarul</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/07/banc-vanatorul-si-padurarul/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un vanator, urmarind un mistret ranit, s-a afundat in padure si fara sa-si de-a seama l-a prins noaptea si s-a ratacit. Batea vantul si ningea iar el disperat mergea ca sa se incalzeasca fara sa mai stie unde se afla. Intr-un tarziu vede undeva o lumina si tot mergand catre ea ajunge la un canton [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Dor de casa&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/06/banc-dor-de-casa/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/06/banc-dor-de-casa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 14:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un sofer de tir intra intr-un bordel de pe traseu, pune 500 de dolari pe masa patroanei si spune: - Ai aici 500 de parai, da-mi cea mai grasa si nasoala femeie pe care o ai si trimite-mi in camera si o portie din cea mai arsa, lipita si fara gust mincare de la bucatarie. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Degete si invataminte</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/06/banc-degete-si-invataminte/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 09:51:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un bancher evreu isi insoara baiatul. - Simon, fiule, maine zburam la Tel Aviv pentru nunta ta. Imi dau brusc seama ca nu ti-am spus multe lucruri despre viata. De maine vei fi impreuna cu sotia ta, trebuie sa stii unele lucruri. Uite, spre exemplu, cunosti degetele de la mana ? - Sigur, tata, degetul [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dilema perfecta</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/03/30/dilema-perfecta/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/03/30/dilema-perfecta/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 07:14:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fost o data un barbat perfect si o femeie perfecta. Ei s-au intilnit si deoarece relatia lor a fost perfecta s-au casatorit. Nunta a fost perfecta. Iar viata lor in doi a fost deasemenea perfecta. Intr-o seara de craciun, in care ningea puternic, aceasta pereche perfecta mergea cu masina pe o sosea plina de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Management pe timp de criza</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/03/18/banc-management-pe-timp-de-criza/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/03/18/banc-management-pe-timp-de-criza/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 07:41:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi manageri vorbesc despre criza economica. Unul il intreaba pe celalalt: - Auzi tu iti platesti angajatii? Al doilea spune:  - Nu! Tu ii platesti?  - Nu, nici eu.  - Si vin la munca si ai tai, nu?  - Da vin si ai mei.  - Stii ceva? In cazul asta ar trebui sa le cerem [...]]]></description>
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