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	<title>De pe mailuri adunate &#187; Bancuri</title>
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		<title>[BANC] Calugarita si surprizele</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/10/banc-calugarita-si-surprizele/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 07:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-un taxi se urca o calugarita, eleganta si frumoasa. Soferul, tinerel si frumusel, o priveste pe furis de nenumarate ori. Calugarita il intreaba ce il framinta &#8230; Soferul ofteaza &#8220;-Mi-e rusine sa va spun &#8230;.&#8221; &#8220;-Fiule, nu fi timid &#8230;. Am auzit si vazut de tot felul in viata, nu te teme ca ma poti [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Marius Tuca se sinucide</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/06/banc-marius-tuca-se-sinucide/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 09:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Marius Tuca ramane fara serviciu. Il paraseste nevasta. Cercul se inchide cand proprietarul il arunca in strada. Aflat in plina depresie se hotaraste sa se sinucida. Se urca pe un bloc si se arunca. In cadere, incepe sa numere etajele: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6&#8230; - Baga-mi-as picioarele in ele de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Intelepciune</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/05/intelepciune/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 08:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ma uit la luna, luna-i sus, ma uit pe lunca, boii nu-s, ma uit la punga, punga-i goala, ma uit la p&#8230;, nu se scoala &#8230; asta da criza globala. Ti-a placut? Da-l mai departe]]></description>
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		<title>De ce au evreii succes in afaceri</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/05/de-ce-au-evreii-succes-in-afaceri/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 07:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Morris ii spune fiului sau: &#8220;Vreau sa te casatoresti cu o fata pe care o aleg eu.&#8221; Fiul raspunde:&#8221;Imi pare rau, dar imi voi alege singur mireasa.&#8221; Morris:&#8221;Bine, cum vrei, dar ma gandisem la fiica lui Bill Gates.&#8221; Fiul: &#8220;Ok atunci, raspunsul meu este da.&#8221; Morris se duce apoi la Bill Gates si-i spune: &#8220;Am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Discutii in familie</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/05/banc-discutii-in-familie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/05/banc-discutii-in-familie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 07:17:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Discuţie in familie: - Tată, de câte feluri sunt sânii?, întreabă fiul. - De 3 feluri, copile: sânii de la 20 de ani sunt ca pepenaşii, rotunzi şi frumuşei. Sânii de la 35-40 de ani sunt ca perele, atârna puţin dar încă merg. Iar sânii de la 50 de ani sunt ca cepele. - De [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Betivul si masinile</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/04/banc-betivul-si-masinile/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 13:44:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip, rupt de beat, iese dintr-un bar. Se duce in parcare si incepe sa pipaie masinile pe plafon. Un sofer il vede si-l intreaba: - Ce faci frate, ce cauti ? - Imi caut masina, zise betivul, clatinandu-se pe picioare ! - Pai si de ce le pipai pe plafon, ce nu sunt toate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Sfat de medic</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/12/banc-sfat-de-medic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[ion si maria]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ion cu Marie se prezinta la spital. Ion este tare bolnav. Intra singur la doctor. Marie il astepta afara. Ion iese cu o prescriptie in mana. Marie: No? Ion: Mi-o dat niste supozitoare si mi-o spus ca se iau pe cale anala&#8230; Marie: Anala? Ce-i aia? Ion: Da, nu stiu tu Marie&#8230; Marie: Pai du-te [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Fiscul la sinagoga</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/09/banc-fiscul-la-sinagoga/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/09/banc-fiscul-la-sinagoga/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 07:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un inspector de la Fisc, vine la Sinagoga in control, se uita pe registre si concluzioneaza catre Rabin: - Domnule, veniturile d-vs. sunt mici si impozitul la fel. Cum reusiti d-vs. sa traiti cu niste incasari asa de mici? -Noi aici reciclam TOTUL si ne multumim cu putin. -Chiar totul? -Tot.. - Si picaturile de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Vanatorul si padurarul</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/07/banc-vanatorul-si-padurarul/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/07/banc-vanatorul-si-padurarul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un vanator, urmarind un mistret ranit, s-a afundat in padure si fara sa-si de-a seama l-a prins noaptea si s-a ratacit. Batea vantul si ningea iar el disperat mergea ca sa se incalzeasca fara sa mai stie unde se afla. Intr-un tarziu vede undeva o lumina si tot mergand catre ea ajunge la un canton [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Dor de casa&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/06/banc-dor-de-casa/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/04/06/banc-dor-de-casa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 14:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un sofer de tir intra intr-un bordel de pe traseu, pune 500 de dolari pe masa patroanei si spune: - Ai aici 500 de parai, da-mi cea mai grasa si nasoala femeie pe care o ai si trimite-mi in camera si o portie din cea mai arsa, lipita si fara gust mincare de la bucatarie. [...]]]></description>
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