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	<title>Depemail.ro &#187; Bancuri</title>
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		<title>BANC: De ziua mea, am concediat asistentul</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2012/02/02/banc-de-ziua-mea-am-concediat-asistentul/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:42:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Azi mi-am concediat asistentul (secretarul). De ce am făcut-o? .. Era ziua mea. Împlineam 39 de ani şi, să zicem, nu mă simţeam chiar aşa de bine&#8230; În acea dimineaţă, când m-am trezit, am mers la bucătărie să beau o cafea, aşteptându-mă ca soţul meu să îmi spună: &#8220;La mulţi ani, iubito!&#8221;. Dar nu mi-a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri &#8220;apuse&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/09/13/bancuri-apuse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 15:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Amuzante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ceausescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comuniste]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[– Nu vă supăraţi, ce se dă aici? - Nu ştiu, domnule, stai să întrebăm. Întrebarea circulă până la primul din rând. - Nu ştiu. Mi s-a făcut rău şi m-am sprijinit de zid. Când mi-am revenit, era deja coadă în spatele meu. - De ce nu pleci atunci? - Păi, acum că sunt primu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: Arab la aeroport</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/08/25/banc-arab-la-aeroport/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/08/25/banc-arab-la-aeroport/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 13:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Amuzante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aeroport]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arab]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[At the airport: - Name? - Abdul AlRazhib. - Sex? - 3 to 5 times a week. - No, no, I mean male or female. - Yes, male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, dog, even sheep. - But isn’t that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: All inclusive</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/07/18/banc-all-inclusive/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/07/18/banc-all-inclusive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2011 12:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Amuzante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[all inclusive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Antonio Banderas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turcia]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ion si Vasile. - Vasile, am fost in Turcia la all inclusive, exceptional: mananci cat vrei, bei cat vrei, cu bar la piscina, lux mare. Da&#8217; sa vezi ce faza patesc: ma duc intr-o dimineata la micul dejun, Maria mea ramane in camera. Cand ma intorc, ia-o pe Maria de unde nu-i. O caut peste [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: Piticul si blonda</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/06/27/banc-piticul-si-blonda/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/06/27/banc-piticul-si-blonda/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blonda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pitic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tramvai]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un pitic era in tramvai, se pregatea sa coboare si in fata lui era o blonda buna, inalta. Cand mai aveau putin pana la statie piticul intreaba: Piticul: &#8211; Nu va suparati, va dati jos? Blonda: -  Da&#8230; Piticul:- Cu ce , ca miroase foarte frumos? ) S-ar putea sa-ti mai placa...BANC: Blonda si moliileBANC: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: Esti concediat</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/06/07/banc-esti-concediat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/06/07/banc-esti-concediat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 12:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Amuzante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[concediat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sclavi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seful catre subordonat: - Petrescu, eşti concediat! Petrescu: - Concediat? Credeam ca sclavii sunt vânduti! S-ar putea sa-ti mai placa...BANC: De ziua mea, am concediat asistentulBancuri &#8220;apuse&#8221;BANC: Arab la aeroportBANC: All inclusiveBANC: Piticul si blonda]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: De criza&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/05/20/banc-de-criza/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/05/20/banc-de-criza/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 13:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[angajati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[band]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[companie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[criza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[salariu]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.depemail.ro/?p=2214</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Angajatul: Scuzaţi-mă, domnule, pot să vorbesc cu dumneavoastră? Şeful: Sigur, intră, ce pot să fac pentru tine? Angajatul:  Știţi, sunt angajatul aceste firme de peste zece ani. Boss: Așa… Angajatul: Nu vreau s-o iau pe ocolite.  Aș vrea o mărire de salariu. Sunt mai multe companii care mă caută dar am zis să vorbesc cu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: Facelift</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/05/04/banc-facelift/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/05/04/banc-facelift/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 06:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chirurg estetician]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facelift]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.depemail.ro/?p=2208</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[O doamna merge la un chirurg estetician pentru un facelift. Dupa consultatie, doctorul ii spune: - Va pot face acest facelift, dar va trebui sa reveniti dupa 6 luni pentru eventuale retusuri. - O, nu &#8211; zise femeia. Vreau ca totul sa fie facut astazi, sa nu mai trebuiasca sa revin. Doctorul se gandeste cateva [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: Sfatul specialistului</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/05/01/banc-sfatul-specialistului/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/05/01/banc-sfatul-specialistului/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 06:08:27 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[casnicie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dragoste]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.depemail.ro/?p=2203</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un cuplu, dupa mai multi ani de casnicie, nu se mai simteau asa de bine cand faceau dragoste. Apeleaza la un doctor specialist care ii intreaba: - Voi cum o faceti? - Noi asa: ne dam putin pantalonii pana la genunchi, lumina stinsa, liniste, repede si gata. - Nu, ascultati: la pielea goala, lumina aprinsa, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: La spovedanie</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/04/27/banc-la-spovedanie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/04/27/banc-la-spovedanie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 06:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[like]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[manastiri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spovedanie]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.depemail.ro/?p=2201</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[O tânără la spovedanie: - Părinte, eu… ăăă…. - Ştiu, fiica mea ce ai făcut, că suntem prieteni pe facebook, am văzut poze, am citit ce ai scris pe perete… mi-a fost îndeajuns. - Şi ce trebuie să fac ca să fiu iertată, părinte? . - Să dai like la 10 mănăstiri… S-ar putea sa-ti [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: Fierarul si popa</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/04/23/banc-fierarul-si-popa/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/04/23/banc-fierarul-si-popa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2011 06:12:36 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancnota]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fierar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[popa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[potcoava]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[suta]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.depemail.ro/?p=2198</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un fierar batea la o potcoava incandescenta tocmai scoasa din foc. Trece un popa pe acolo si zice: - Doamne, cat de incinsa poate fi, cred ca e fierbinte a dracu’ - Nu chiar, daca imi dai o suta, o ling cu limba! - Du-te mah, nu cred, nu ti-e mila de limba ta? dar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: Din obisnuinta</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/04/19/banc-din-obisnuinta/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2011/04/19/banc-din-obisnuinta/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 12:07:47 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spital]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.depemail.ro/?p=2196</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Două femei pe patul spitalului: - Tu de ce eşti aici? întreabă una dintre ele. - Din cauza obişnuinţei. - Cum aşa? - Eram în pat cu soţul meu când am auzit un zgomot la uşă. Din obişnuinţă, am strigat: “Fugi! Repede! Vine bărbatul meu!” S-ar putea sa-ti mai placa...BANC: De ziua mea, am concediat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: Batranica la cumparaturi</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/10/02/banc-batranica-la-cumparaturi/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/10/02/banc-batranica-la-cumparaturi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Oct 2010 06:07:07 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Amuzante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Merge o batranica la magazin pentru a cumpara mancare pentru pisica ei. Pune in cosulet 3 conserve si se indreapta spre casiera. Aceasta ii spune: - Mamaie, imi pare rau, dar nu putem vinde conservele pentru pisica fara a avea dovada ca aveti una. Acum cu criza asta oamenii cumpara conservele de pisica si le [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: Prostu&#8217; si calculele</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/10/01/banc-prostu-si-calculele/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/10/01/banc-prostu-si-calculele/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 07:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Amuzante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cioban]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oi]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.depemail.ro/?p=2152</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un păstor îşi mâna turma de oi pe o pasume mioritică când, dintr-un nor de praf, aparu un Jeep Cherokee. Şoferul, un tip tânăr într-un costum Hugo Boss, pantofi Gucci, ochelari de soare Ray Ban şi o cravată YSL, scoate capul pe fereastră şi zice: - Mai Bade , dacă îţi spun exact câte oi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: Angajari la Finante</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/09/30/banc-angajari-la-finante/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/09/30/banc-angajari-la-finante/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 07:48:23 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Amuzante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bugetari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[finante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job interviu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip se duce la Finante pentru un interviu. -Esti alergic la ceva? -Da, la cafeina. -Ati lucrat pentru serviciul public inainte? -Da, am fost in armata. Am fost in Afganistan de doua ori. -Asta va va da un avantaj de 5 puncte la ocuparea acestui post. -Aveti vreun handicap, de orice fel? -Da. O [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANC: De sezon&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/09/29/banc-de-sezon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/09/29/banc-de-sezon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2010 13:47:56 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Amuzante]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porumbel]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.depemail.ro/?p=2146</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Primarul Parisului era foarte îngrijorat în privința invaziei de porumbei de pe Champs-Élysées. Nu putea nicidecum să-i alunge din oraș. Întregul Paris era plin de rahat de porumbei. Parizienii nici nu mai puteau călca pe alei, nici să conduci nu mai avea niciun haz. Costa o avere să tot cureți străzile și trotuarele. Într-o zi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Calugarita si surprizele</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/10/banc-calugarita-si-surprizele/</link>
		<comments>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/10/banc-calugarita-si-surprizele/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 07:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.depemail.ro/?p=2084</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Intr-un taxi se urca o calugarita, eleganta si frumoasa. Soferul, tinerel si frumusel, o priveste pe furis de nenumarate ori. Calugarita il intreaba ce il framinta &#8230; Soferul ofteaza &#8220;-Mi-e rusine sa va spun &#8230;.&#8221; &#8220;-Fiule, nu fi timid &#8230;. Am auzit si vazut de tot felul in viata, nu te teme ca ma poti [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BANC] Marius Tuca se sinucide</title>
		<link>http://www.depemail.ro/2010/05/06/banc-marius-tuca-se-sinucide/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 09:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Marius Tuca ramane fara serviciu. Il paraseste nevasta. Cercul se inchide cand proprietarul il arunca in strada. Aflat in plina depresie se hotaraste sa se sinucida. Se urca pe un bloc si se arunca. In cadere, incepe sa numere etajele: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6&#8230; - Baga-mi-as picioarele in ele de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Intelepciune</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 08:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ma uit la luna, luna-i sus, ma uit pe lunca, boii nu-s, ma uit la punga, punga-i goala, ma uit la p&#8230;, nu se scoala &#8230; asta da criza globala. S-ar putea sa-ti mai placa...BANC: De criza&#8230;Luceafarul&#8230; de crizaSpatii de lucru pentru criza]]></description>
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		<title>De ce au evreii succes in afaceri</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 07:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Morris ii spune fiului sau: &#8220;Vreau sa te casatoresti cu o fata pe care o aleg eu.&#8221; Fiul raspunde:&#8221;Imi pare rau, dar imi voi alege singur mireasa.&#8221; Morris:&#8221;Bine, cum vrei, dar ma gandisem la fiica lui Bill Gates.&#8221; Fiul: &#8220;Ok atunci, raspunsul meu este da.&#8221; Morris se duce apoi la Bill Gates si-i spune: &#8220;Am [...]]]></description>
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